Just Like You Imagined

As I drafted this first missive to the series of tubes we call the Internet, I did my best to eliminate every occurrence of first post cliches that I, and many others like me, fall prey to. "I cannot guarantee any decisive theme to my ramblings...". "I don't know how this is all going to go...". "Hello, world!". And, of course, the time honored, "OMG, I haz blog!". And so on and so forth.

Unfortunately -or fortunately, depending on how you look at it- this resulted in me eviscerating nearly the entire post. So instead I will just say that I do guarantee no theme to this pulpit whatsoever; I do know how this is all going to go, and that it will go swimmingly; Whatever, world! No one is going to read this anyway!

Okay, I may have left one cliche in:

OMG, I haz blog!